茶馆笑传
5.0 |06月18日 |HD
简介:

  在苏州七里山塘街,一座百年传承的老茶馆里,“五宝”天天忙活着,笑料不断。老板与老板娘想招两个新员工,但老板娘不喜欢美女,老板不喜欢帅哥,最后招人一事,做成空谈。胖厨师福根为了改变形象,头戴假发,不料假发失火。胖厨师弄巧成拙,出了一顿丑。
  男跑堂冯小宝,昆曲女演员李若一暗生情愫。遂向女杂工梦丽询问女生们的喜好及化妆品,让其会错意,以为要向自己表白。大白天梦到小宝捧花来表白,惹出笑话来,待得知小宝是想送给李若一礼物时,大发雷霆,并开始偷偷观察小宝。
  老板的导演朋友来茶馆来选景、选演员,福根意外当选。大家对福根的态度骤变,像明星一样的对待,但得知只客串一场厨师炒菜的戏,大家的态度又恢复如常。
  福根心生不悦,决定用知识武装自己。天天看网上文章解闷,在和大家分享一篇大龄剩女观点时,让老板娘产生了联想。老板娘自卑且板娘很不服气,想通过打扮,挽救自己的年龄,再度青春,于是穿了一身萝莉装,奇形怪状,把大家着实吓了一跳,从中老板娘也悟道,青春已逝,大家本想劝劝老板娘,但悟透的老板娘,反将大家一军。
  小宝得知李若一常到园林里练功,于是买了个小玩偶准备来一场意外的偶遇,不想却撞到李若一和男朋友秀恩爱,小宝浮想联翩,畅然所失,精神受到打击,大家过来关心,但他仍借酒消愁,梦丽陪他一醉方休,醒后,小宝才知道,自己的真爱是梦丽,两人就此确立恋爱关系,感情甜蜜。
  福根形单影只,工作受到影响,精神萎迷。老板娘与老板想着给福根介绍个对象,福根马上恢复精神。待见到真人时,十分满意,但两人在聊天孩子话题时,对方已生了四个孩子,福根苦笑不得。
  平静的工作就这样按部就班的进行中,但被老板的想要改革打破。在和老板娘商量方案时,老板娘说只要不出钱,她都同意,老板无奈,与老板娘打赌,发动群众的力量,策动大家影响老板娘来同意自己的方案,但三个伙计,两面三刀,在PK赛的时候,老板的力量,小宝、福根,现场反水,老板尴尬,又恢复往日的形象,茶馆重回平静,
  时间到了年关,老板与老娘过年去谁家的问题有了争议,老板娘向伙计们抱怨,并策动伙计们向老板发难,让老板给自己道歉,伙计在扣工资的威胁下,无奈面对老板,但又不敢如何发难老板,老板又恩威并用,伙计们当场又反水,被老板娘撞到,伙计们尴尬,老板娘又借机收拾了一顿老板,伙计们也觉得解气。
  其后老板就老实做人,但一个小女生到茶馆指名找老板,并说是老板的女儿,伙计们大惊,疑心是老板的私生子,尽力遮掩,但老板娘还是知道了,老板也说出了实情,是他曾经资助的一个山区女生,这下大家才知道老板是一个极具爱心的好男人。
  山塘茶馆也复归每日朝九晚五的工作,在苏州七里山塘街继续谱写着笑的传奇。

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